https://ssi-wiki.stanford.edu/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Stanford_SSI_Wiki%3APrivacy_policy 2026-05-19T10:27:45Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.45.1 https://ssi-wiki.stanford.edu/w/index.php?title=Stanford_SSI_Wiki:Privacy_policy&diff=758&oldid=prev 2015-12-29T12:18:02Z

<p>Created page with &quot;This website probably doesn&#039;t use cookies, but if it does, you&#039;re consenting to their use by being here. So, sorry about that. It probably also doesn&#039;t have any tracking or m...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>This website probably doesn&#039;t use cookies, but if it does, you&#039;re consenting to their use by being here. So, sorry about that.<br /> <br /> It probably also doesn&#039;t have any tracking or malware or similar crap, but again, if it does, I guess you&#039;re consenting to that too.<br /> <br /> We&#039;ll do our best not to sell your personal information, but we&#039;re fundamentally imperfect human beings and sometimes things happen. I will personally promise to sell your information exclusively to marketers of launch opportunities and/or spam filter browser plugins.<br /> <br /> In keeping with precedent established by the iTunes terms and conditions, this website may not be used in the development of nuclear weapons. That doesn&#039;t really pertain to privacy, but this seems like a decent place to put it anyways. So, if you&#039;re looking at this in an Iranian centrifuge facility, be aware: one of our paralegals is coming to you &#039;&#039;&#039;right now&#039;&#039;&#039; to close your browser. An Apple agent will follow shortly to turn off your Adele.<br /> <br /> But yeah. Please don&#039;t sue us.<br /> <br /> [[Category: Satire]]</div>

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