ProcraSSItination

ProcraSSItination (pronounced pro-crah-S.S.I.-tin-ayshun : proʊkræɛsɛsaɪtɪnæʃʌn) is a common condition among members of SSI which involves delaying the completion of tasks directly related to coursework by working on SSI related projects. This article is a form of ProcraSSItination.

Symptoms

Writing an article like this. Writing slides for your PDR. Attempting to ignore the growing stress of an approaching PSET deadline while sanding down a coupler. Checking slack constantly even if you didn't have any notifications.

Treatment

No known cures. Most members who try to quit SSI often relapse within minutes. Lord save us.

What's next...?

My PSET. God damnit.