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ProcraSSItination (pronounced ''pro-crah-S.S.I.-tin-ayshun : proʊkræɛsɛsaɪtɪnæʃʌn'') is a common condition among members of SSI which involves delaying the completion of tasks directly related to coursework by working on SSI related projects. This article is a form of ProcraSSItination.
== Symptoms == <!--T:1-->
Writing an article like this. Writing slides for your PDR. Attempting to ignore the growing stress of an approaching PSET deadline while sanding down a coupler. Checking slack constantly even if you didn't have any notifications.
== Treatment == <!--T:2-->
No known cures. Most members who try to quit SSI often relapse within minutes. Lord save us.
== What's next...? == <!--T:3-->
My PSET. God damnit.
== Symptoms == <!--T:1-->
Writing an article like this. Writing slides for your PDR. Attempting to ignore the growing stress of an approaching PSET deadline while sanding down a coupler. Checking slack constantly even if you didn't have any notifications.
== Treatment == <!--T:2-->
No known cures. Most members who try to quit SSI often relapse within minutes. Lord save us.
== What's next...? == <!--T:3-->
My PSET. God damnit.